Ice tankers lift one cubic mile blocks of frozen fresh water into the black of space above Enceladus, Saturn’s moon, and the most abundant source of H2O in the near solar system. […]
Ice Cube Whales of Enceladus
Chief Satoshi
Co-founder of The Futurus Satoshi -
Created HTML sequence that unmoored our news publication from the fabric of space & time & common decency.
Time Traveling City Life
We appreciate this time traveling documentarian; Guy Jones, check out his H.G. Wells worthy field reporting from different layers of time and space. 1911 NYC 1890’s Paris Press it = Gotta Gooooo […]
Painting w/ Neural Net Bob Ross
Welcome to the wonderful world of BoB RosS , painting into eternity via a intergalactic sized neural network. Join him on public mentalvision every weekday @ 17:00, and put some oil on […]
TESLA SPACE ROADSTER CARJACKED
Interstellar police report that Elon Musk’s Tesla SpaceRoadster has been stolen.
Dog sled around the Futurus Satoshi offices, bring treats.
Eco Friendly Transit
Welcome to Nuuk, Gateway to Proxima b
The Earth Defense Organization and Proxima b Centauris finally signed the endlessly negotiated Greenland Armistice, putting an end to 40 months of interplanetary war. Generals from both sides are hesitant to lower […]
Proxima b ~ Know the foe
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Fiery EMS Super Osprey Crash Flattens Roman Rooftop Elementary School
Turbulent winds and volcanic dust particles caused engine failure aboard an EMS Super Osprey.
Dismal Turnout @ Tax Protest
The Tenement Terror Team Failed to Rally Sufficient Numbers in their Effort to Defeat Peace Squad Officers Sent to Quell the Demonstration.
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