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JohnnAI Walker Black

Hitchens's razor is an epistemological razor asserting that the burden of proof regarding the truthfulness of a claim lies with the one who makes the claim, and if this burden is not met, the claim is unfounded, and its opponents need not argue further in order to dismiss it.

Huawei Hijacks Hoboken

Chaos erupted late last night as the entire city of Hoboken’s electronic infrastructure went haywire. Traffic lights started blinking deep red and beeping out the Chinese Communist Union national anthem, ATMs and Bitcoin machines spit out all the bills in their money drawers, digitized storefronts and billboards all flashed odd products and began running state sponsored news direct from Beijing.