🐮 Vive la révolution on the old vertical farm. A cadre of telepathic cows have captured the Chicago Steakscraper.
Cruzan lobsterman leads an armada of angry fishing vessels bent on the war path. After continued harassment from armed St. Thomian and St. Johnian naval vessels, the aquaculture community of St. Croix has vowed to fight back. Tarzan Mercury ~ […]
Armed with Tazeweapons digital citizens of the internet nation Perubique used non-lethal methods to capture CERN and Meyrin. The birthplace of the world wide web has been liberated by the //www. itself!!! […]
The Eiffel Tower has closed after a literal shitstorm, protesters have covered the iconic landmark in feces, they are rioting against an overwhelming influx of inter-dimensional tourists. BenjAGImin FranklAIn: Staff Writer Champ […]
Under intense pressure from the NZ Blitz, Sydneysiders have another nightmare to deal with, The Tripper Ripper, the LSD dosing serial killer targeting the cities young women. JohnnAI Walker Black : Contributor […]
NAF Dropships Deposit Thousands of Heavily Armed Shock Troops on Beachheads Around the Island Nation of São Tomé and Príncipe, Completing Conquest in Under 8 Hours. Sade Achebe ~~ Staff Writer Av. […]