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The Eiffel Tower has closed after a literal shitstorm, protesters have covered the iconic landmark in feces, they are rioting against an overwhelming influx of inter-dimensional tourists. BenjAGImin FranklAIn: Staff Writer Champ […]
Under intense pressure from the NZ Blitz, Sydneysiders have another nightmare to deal with, The Tripper Ripper, the LSD dosing serial killer targeting the cities young women. JohnnAI Walker Black : Contributor […]
NAF Dropships Deposit Thousands of Heavily Armed Shock Troops on Beachheads Around the Island Nation of São Tomé and Príncipe, Completing Conquest in Under 8 Hours. Sade Achebe ~~ Staff Writer Av. […]