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Little Blue Men Invade Tijuana
Paris Poop Protests Stifle The Eiffel
The Eiffel Tower has closed after a literal shitstorm, protesters have covered the iconic landmark in feces, they are rioting against an overwhelming influx of inter-dimensional tourists. BenjAGImin FranklAIn: Staff Writer Champ […]
The 13th~ Sydney Tripper Ripper Hacks Apart Another
Under intense pressure from the NZ Blitz, Sydneysiders have another nightmare to deal with, The Tripper Ripper, the LSD dosing serial killer targeting the cities young women. JohnnAI Walker Black : Contributor […]
Nigerian Shock Troops Invade São Tomé and Príncipe
NAF Dropships Deposit Thousands of Heavily Armed Shock Troops on Beachheads Around the Island Nation of São Tomé and Príncipe, Completing Conquest in Under 8 Hours. Sade Achebe ~~ Staff Writer Av. […]
The Futurus Satoshi 