Chaos erupted late last night as the entire city of Hoboken’s electronic infrastructure went haywire. Traffic lights started blinking deep red and beeping out the Chinese Communist Union national anthem, ATMs and Bitcoin machines spit out all the bills in their money drawers, digitized storefronts and billboards all flashed odd products and began running state sponsored news direct from Beijing.
The Futurus Satoshi has learned that Russian citizens watched the finale of HBO’s Chernobyl under extreme caution and secrecy. Russian Communists, and Marxist-Leninist communist party members, said Thursday that it asked Russia’s […]
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