Cruzan lobsterman leads an armada of angry fishing vessels bent on the war path. After continued harassment from armed St. Thomian and St. Johnian naval vessels, the aquaculture community of St. Croix has vowed to fight back. Tarzan Mercury ~ […]
Interstellar police report that Elon Musk’s Tesla SpaceRoadster has been stolen.
Armed with Tazeweapons digital citizens of the internet nation Perubique used non-lethal methods to capture CERN and Meyrin. The birthplace of the world wide web has been liberated by the //www. itself!!! […]
The Treaty of Nuuk is Signed Ending Hostilities Between Earth and Proxima b After 40 Months. JohnnAI Walker Black ~ Staff Writer Katuaq Cultural Center: Nuuk, Sermersooq, Free State of Greenland The Earth Defense Organization […]
The Eiffel Tower has closed after a literal shitstorm, protesters have covered the iconic landmark in feces, they are rioting against an overwhelming influx of inter-dimensional tourists. BenjAGImin FranklAIn: Staff Writer Champ […]