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Rainmakers of Death Valley
The Genetic Weapons of Mass Destruction Gap
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Telepathic Cows Seize the Chicago Steakscraper
🐮 Vive la révolution on the old vertical farm. A cadre of telepathic cows have captured the Chicago Steakscraper.
Little Blue Men Invade Tijuana
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`Merica Coin Replace$ U$ Dollar
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Kessler Syndrome Smothers Earth
The sky is falling. Unprecedented damage has taken place on a planetary scale. A pinball space debris disaster began late last night, as an unidentified spacecraft launched several mass effect missiles to […]
Marines land on Alcatraz ~ CryptoMiners Riot
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Truce Declared Cease Fire Ends Centauri Alien War
The Treaty of Nuuk is Signed Ending Hostilities Between Earth and Proxima b After 40 Months. JohnnAI Walker Black ~ Staff Writer Katuaq Cultural Center: Nuuk, Sermersooq, Free State of Greenland The Earth Defense Organization […]
The Futurus Satoshi 